Inagural Post

Much like President Obama's Inaguration into office, my first blog post also marks an immensely important step forward for mankind. The title of the blog refers to its purpose. This is a blog about me. Written by me. Read, I'm sure, only by me. My triumphs. My heartaches. My pathetic attempts to make the object of my affections affect towards me. If I can in any way better your life, I will attempt to do just that. Helping you, dear reader, to become just as entangled in your own web of self-indulging hypocrisy and boredom as I.

While writing this, I dropped 3 Cherrios. 1 landed in my crotch. The other 2 on the floor. I ate all 3. I value honesty.