I just found out that the reason I hear strange noises, and feel frigid cold in my beddy room is because my window has been open. Constantly. For the past 3 months. FML.
I also realized, that I am exceptionally white, and wearing a large pale blue parka only serves to enhance the "special" way in which my lower east side neighbors view me.
Also, there ARE straight men at NYU. I SAW ONE. I knew he was straight cause he was macking on a lady! And he looked like he enjoyed it! But, for reals, there are, at max, 12 straight boys at the lovely NYU establishment.
Also, I think I REALLY like commas.
Also, one of my downstairs neighbors makes bomb-diggity dinners which I am a-smelling and I am soooooooooo jel.
Also, walking for 3o min in the wind/rain/snow/cold is NOT okay. Be nice to me weather, I am a lady, after all.
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